Monday, January 31, 2011

IRON MAN 2

Please, stop the superhero movies already!

Really, does anyone over the age of 12 want to see another comic book movie? Well, anyone over 12 who has ever seen a woman naked in real life? Stick a fork in it, they are done. And this movie pisses on their graves.

IRON MAN 2 probably could have been a good movie at some point, but it's hard to tell from this mess. It seems like an awful lot of screen time is dedicated to setting up some sequel that I don't give a crap about. Probably 30 minutes could have been cut out of this movie - mostly in the second act - and it would have been much better, although it probably still would not have been watchable by anyone whose testicles have descended.

A great cast seems to be phoning it in for the paycheck. It's hard to believe there will be an IRON MAN 3, but if there is, I will likely skip it unless I have to see it.
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